LAS VEGAS BODY RUBS

Las Vegas Body Rubs Offer Heavenly (and Earthly) Enchantment

Why do we describe or proclaim something to be ‘heavenly’ when we consider it to be exceptional or having an exceptional character in a positive way. Maybe ‘Earthly’ is the right adjective. When people go to space, they acquire this orbital perspective about how precious the Earth is. William Shatner is the latest to experience this awesome perspective-shifting experience. When you think of the entertainment options Las Vegas has to offer, Las Vegas body rubs are among the top ones.

You could look at it this way — it is known that you can spend three days in forests to reduce cortisol levels in your blood; or, you could simply go for Vegas body rubs to achieve the same objective.

Our brain performs plenty of creative editing and does lots more forgetting than remembering. Our everyday experiences are routine and eminently forgettable. Las Vegas body rubs will be among the memories that are seared into our brains — like the memory of our first kiss.

“We do not remember days, we remember moments. The richness of life lies in memories we have forgotten.” Cesare Pavese.

What Is A Body Rub

When you want to experience a “runner’s high” without necessarily running a marathon, Las Vegas body rubs are an option. That’s one way to get endorphins or endocannabinoids flowing in your bloodstream. A sensuous masseuse using her body to rub you is sure to have soothing effects.

Body rubs, you might say, are “sure bets” — if you were a betting type or a Vegas casino regular perhaps …

Sometimes you don’t have time for all the dating rituals — even though online dating has made things less time consuming than the old days when you had to go hunting for partners in bars. Who has the time or the dedication to pursue someone for SEVEN years! Henry Wadsworth Longfellow did that with his to-be second wife, Frances “Fanny” Appleton. Honestly.

A body rub is when a masseuse rubs her body against yours after applying copious amounts of aromatic massage oil on both bodies. The sensations are going to be outstanding. You would feel alive with every fiber of your being.

“Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take but by the moments that your breath away.” Maya Angelou

What Is A Sensual Body Rub

When you are lying down covered in massage oil and a sensuous masseuse —slick with massage oil — slithers her body against yours, the sensations are going to be out of this world. Such sensual Las Vegas body rubs are guaranteed to help you reach a climax of pleasure and achieve ultimate satisfaction and contentment.

Sensual body rubs are for Vegas visitors who are here to relax and partake of the best adult entertainment Las Vegas has to offer.

‘Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a ride!”’ — Hunter S. Thompson.

Seven years is how long Longfellow spent pursuing his lady love. Seven years is how long Paul Salopek has taken to walk from the Rift Valley of Africa to China on his epic walking journey across the world. Seven years is how long it took from Kennedy’s historic speech to the Apollo 11 lunar landing.

What to Expect At A Body Rubs Session

The breath of human experience is … inexplicable. Can we imagine the same individual having the expertise and wisdom of both Alan Guth and David Foster Wallace? We share 99.96 of our genes with chimpanzees and yet we are so far ahead of chimps … seemingly. What would it be like to be as far ahead of humans as we humans are ahead of chimps? An unanswerable question and one that indicates the kinds of alien intelligences which might well be out there.

Luckily, there is nothing either inexplicable or unpredictable about a Las Vegas body rubs session. When you book one of our body rubs masseuses from our website, we send her to your hotel suite where she joins you for a hygienic shower before starting with the body rubs massage.

Once the shower is over and both are dry, you lie down on the bed and she proceeds to make your body slick with copious use of scented massage oil. Then she applies it to her own body. She proceeds to slide her body against yours so that every part of her upper torso touches every part of your torso. You can possibly envisage the sensations you will feel.

Body Rubs Benefits

“I like to tell people that Karl would be the perfect person to be stranded with on a desert island: he tells a good story, can fly a plane and sail a boat, and could take out my appendix if he had to. He could entertain me, save my life, get me off the island. What could be better than that? I wanted him to be the brave and adventuresome person he was. He worked so hard at a job that was often relentless and depressing, and, if this was his pleasure, who was I to say it should be otherwise?” wrote Ann Patchatt about her surgeon’s hobby of flying airplanes.

On a lighter note, this reminds of Elaine in Seinfeld describing the female body as a “work of art” versus the male body which was merely “utilitarian.”

On a serious note, also reminds me of other famous couples like Mr. and Mrs. Trillin. Or, Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf. Or, Roger Federer and Mrs. Federer.

But you need not be a top tennis star or a neurosurgeon or anything to have hobbies. And your hobbies need not be so demanding and kind of risky. Vegas body rubs are quite tame in comparison to mountain climbing or free soloing on El Capitan like Alex Honnold does.

When you go for Las Vegas body rubs, you ensure you have the time of your life. Plus, this is a relaxing and rejuvenating experience which recharges you and makes you feel good. Once you are in a positive frame of mind, you are likely going to be able to accomplish more than you had hoped for. A Vegas body rubs session can lead to many wonderful things thanks to a positive feedback loop.

Who says you only lose money in Vegas? Sure. It’s way more likely that you’d lose money by gambling in Vegas casinos. But a professional massage can more than make up for your Vegas gambling losses and other negative aspects of your life.

Why Choose Our Agency

When you choose our massage agency for your Las Vegas body rubs, you make sure that your massage experience will be a memorable one and that your massage will be provided by trained professional masseuses.

If you want to do a proper accounting of things in life — whether or not you are a trained accountant — here are a few specific benefits of choosing our agency. You can “credit” these to our agency or put them in the Credit column.

Discreet & Professional Massage Service When you are in Vegas to have some fun, you want your Vegas ventures to take place without leading to any kind of controversy on the work or personal life front. This is especially relevant if you are holding senior positions in business or industry or are a C-suite professional at a publicly listed company. We have no reservations about providing our Las Vegas body rubs massage to married men — in fact, we consider it to be quite normal and pretty tame. But we understand if you wish your Vegas excursions to remain closely guarded secrets. At any rate, we do not go out of our way to poke our noses in your private affairs. You can rest assured that nothing will leak from our databases and our professional masseuses are not gossip queens.

Diverse Masseuses Our Vegas body rubs providers are diverse. We understand gentlemen have varied tastes. With such a wide variety of masseuses, we are sure you’ll find someone on our website who is to your liking. Our masseuses reflect the diversity of Vegas and America.

Affordable Massage Service When it comes to Vegas experiences, things can go out of hand. You can do too much drinking and too much partying. We like to keep things moderate. Our Las Vegas body rubs are priced moderately — they are not too expensive nor too cheap. Our masseuses are college-educated, classy ladies who are well-groomed and like to maintain a toned body. They are proud of their role as masseuses who bring relief, pleasure and contentment to men. When you are in Vegas to have fun, you will have budgeted your expense under different heads such as 1) dining, 2) rooms, 3) activities, and 4) entertainment. When it comes to the entertainment aspect of your trip, our massage service costs can be significantly cheaper than other options such as visiting dayclubs or going for a daylong supercar driving experience at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway. Whether it’s dining at a classy restaurant — such as one owned by Gordon Ramsay or Wolfgang Puck — or booking a daybed at Drai’s or booking a VIP table at a top nightclub, you would be looking at spending in excess of $1,000 easily. Our rates are in the low hundreds.

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” That was Mark Twain’s message and philosophy. More than a century later from Mr. Twain’s time, we cannot agree more with Mr. Twain.